matrose:

imagine being the first ancient person to realize that the ocean and their tears taste the same. imagine realizing that your sorrow and the waves share a taste. i wouldve gone crazy

carfuckerlynch:

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

charlottan:

Unfortunately you are going in the narrative we all had a talk and decided you’re going to be a vehicle for themes and motifs

testostergnome:

i flipped over a rock and saw hundreds of girls scuttling around

greelin:

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors